{"id":2271,"date":"2010-04-01T14:05:49","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T18:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amberstults.com\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2010-05-01T11:32:30","modified_gmt":"2010-05-01T15:32:30","slug":"march-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.amberstults.com\/?p=2271","title":{"rendered":"March 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"

These statistics are all for short stories, poems, or contest entries. Book reviews are not included.<\/p>\n

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  1. Sales in March: 0<\/li>\n
  2. Rejections in March:\u00c2\u00a00<\/li>\n
  3. Submissions sent out in March:\u00c2\u00a00<\/li>\n
  4. Total stories\/poems\/contests pending responses:\u00c2\u00a02<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Normally I would say no news is good news… but the contest I sent my poems to has a reading of the winners in the middle of April.\u00c2\u00a0 I would think they would give at least two weeks notice for\u00c2\u00a0the winners\u00c2\u00a0to make arrangements to attend.\u00c2\u00a0 These won’t be officially considered rejections until the date passes.<\/p>\n

    April Fool’s Day is not one of my favorite holidays.\u00c2\u00a0 I think I’m just too serious in my nature to truly enjoy it.\u00c2\u00a0 When I tried to recall pranks my brothers did, I couldn’t remember any.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe my entire family is serious!\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

    So here’s an April Fool’s Day prank for you… I won the lottery, am moving to England, and one of my unpublished books has been optioned for a movie starring Johnny Depp and Franka Potente.\u00c2\u00a0 It starts filming next week.\u00c2\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    These statistics are all for short stories, poems, or contest entries. Book reviews are not included. Sales in March: 0 Rejections in March:\u00c2\u00a00 Submissions sent out in March:\u00c2\u00a00 Total stories\/poems\/contests pending responses:\u00c2\u00a02 Normally I would say no news is good news… but the contest I sent my poems to has a reading of the winners… Continue reading March 2010<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,54],"tags":[804],"class_list":["post-2271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-status-report","category-writing","tag-writing","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t